Why would obama even consider choosing clinton as his vp???

"And then I will nuke North Korea, Pakistan, Russia 'cause I'm tough, man tough and I can out nuke Cheney anytime. Diplomacy? We don't need no stinkin' diplomacy. Outta my way Wimp Obama. I am woman and I will be president if I have to scratch the eyes out of anyone who gets in my way. And if I lose the nomination, I will be his running mate, kill him and ume the presidency. Just watch me!"